Entry tags:
Interviews
Aren:
Kat:
1) If you had to pick one book to save when the world was destroyed, what would it be?
Oh fuck. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Just one? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
I don't know?
2) What comes to mind when you think of me?
Insanity, god-I-want-to-gel-your-hair ness, and wow you're a hot wench. :D
3) What's your honest opinion of Crawford?
He's amusing. He makes a cute cat-man. I'm greatly amused by the fact that he's a Hyde groupie.
4) When are we ever going to get enough time to actually talk?
Goodness. Camp training?
5) If I said I was going to run away from home, what would you do?
Figure out how serious you were, and attempt to help you with sorting out whatever problems lead to it in the first place.
Gabe:
1) What's your honest opinion of Remy?
Other then 'Riel, he has no taste in men.
2) The island question: who would you take with you if you were stuck on a desert island?
Deus. She's sor us back to real land.
3) If your house was on fire and you could only take one thing out, what would it be?
Oh dear. Erm...
I suppose I'd take with me the picture Kat drew of me and her and Al right after IT happend. It's one of the few good pictures of me that exist.
The kilt picture can BURN.
4) Name one place you haven't been to, but would like to see in the future.
I would love to go to New Zealand.
5) You notice that question #4 wasn't really a question. You feel smart for catching such a small detail. What else can you do really well that reminds you how smart you are?
I have much more common sense then Alis. This pleases me.
Al:
1) If I told you I had a picture of Remy in a kilt, would you protect me from him when I get it developed?
Gladly. And Kat would help.
2) Furry handcuffs or leather straps?
Leather. And on other people, not me.
3) Silk or satin?
I always knew/I always said/that silk and lace/in black and red/would drive a man/right off his head/it's easy...
H: *smiles* We may need to play some more...
4) Parchment or lined paper?
Lined paper. I'm modern.
Hyde:
1) If you had the chance to go back in time and kill someone famous, who would it be?
Robert Lewis Stevenson. Or perhaps Jack the Ripper.
2) Now, why that person specifically?
Messer Stevenson because I'm intrigued as to the paradox it would produce. Bloody Jack because I can't stand compitition.
3) What's your opinion of toe socks?
...
I don't understand modern fashion at ALL.
4) How many licks are the to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why am I cursed with all the stupid questions?
From Veronica:
1)Pig's brains or monopoly money?
Oh monopoly money, all the way.
2) Are you free tomorrow afternoon?
Not really, because my siblings are argumentive. And tomorrow tomorrow I've got a wedding.
And I'm sorry for snapping at you.
3) What do you think is my biggist fault.
Eh, I think you're too sexual sometimes. Slow down, babe. Enjoy the romance part...
4)Finish the sentence "If i knew i could not fail...
I'd instantaneously destroy everybody on the planet who I don't deem worthy to live.
5) Why me?
Because you're JUST THAT LUCKY!
Because you happened to find out our parents knew each other in high school, and you happened to tell me, and we happened to both have missed out on a birthday party and had close by birthdays, and it all just snowballed...
From Sonsashi:
1) Are you coming to celebrate my birthday this year(there will be volleyball!)
I'd love to! Is it actually on your birthday, or on a weekend near it? And where?
2) What are you doing for your spring break?
Hanging out at home. Working on my room. Apparently planning prom.
3) Do you think I should just ditch the book I am reading and read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
Of course, but it's really up to you.
4) How is your mom?
She seems to be fairly well. I'd advise asking her.
5) How much do you like cheese?
Not as much as you do.
From Fish:
A) which is sexier: Duct tape, The Universe, or Bernie
The universe, it contains the other two.
B) do you think Blue's parents will ever accept you?
*shrugs* As a person? Her moms civil to me, and thats all I need. As a 'daughter in law'? I don't know. Maybe.
C) what is the capital of assyria?
I want to say Babylon...
4) what is your favorite part of high school?
The people.
5) have you started looking at colleges yet?
Not even a little bit.
And from the wonder that is Kat:
1) What's the question you don't want me to ask?
Similar to the question that I didn't want to ask you, but wound up inadvertantly doing during ToD 'cept they don't realize it. BWAHAHA!
2) I think I'll avoid asking what the question you don't want to ask me is, 'cos that's just cruel... so... how YOU doin'?
I am pretty good. I have recieved good news, I have things to draw, and ToD is being amusing. Mostly.
3) You know what's cool about forks?
They're pointy! And shiny! And found in the middle of the road!!
4) Who sells seashells down by the seashore?
Some chick. I hear she makes a killer profit too...
5) Who shells shesells down by the shesore?
The pimps...
6) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The same amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
7) How much would could a wooed chuck chuck if a wooed chuck could chuck would?
As much as it could carry...just not chucking it very far...
8) What's your favorite dirty joke?
oooooohh...
Oh I know!
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were walking in the woods, when they stumbled across a magic lamp. A genie popped out and exclaimed "You have freed me from my cell! I shall give you six wishes, so since there are two of you, I will give you three each!"
"All right!" cheers Mr. Bear. "Ok...I wish that every other bear in the forest was a female!" The genie nods and waves his hands, causing a poof. Mr. Rabbit looks thoughtful for a while, then finally says:
"I wish I had a really really good fast motorbike." Again, the genie waves his hands, and the bike appears. Mr. Rabbit climbs on board, and flips the ignition.
Mr. Bear scoffs. "What a waste. Alright. I wish all the other bears in the whole STATE were female!" The genie waves his hand, and Mr. Bear smiles smugly, pleased with how badass his wishes are.
"I want a really good crash helmet and protective gear" says Mr. Rabbit. It all appears, and he quickly dons it, then revs the motorbike a few times.
Mr. Bear is outraged. What a waste of a wish! He shakes his head in fury, and begins contemplating what his last wish should be. He knows it has to be good...
"I've got it!" he exclaims "I wish EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD was a girl!!" The genie nods, and Mr. Bear starts strutting back and fourth, already anticipating all the wild hot sex he would be getting. Then, he, and the genie, both turned to Mr. Rabbit to hear his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit reved the motorbike, looked the genie in the eye, decisivly said "I wish Mr. Bear was GAY!" and rode off into the sunset, laughing the whole way.
9) How much weight does an albatross lose on average when nesting?
Roughly a third of it's body weight.
10) Do you make it a point to be as evil as possible -- particularly in the art of making me jealous?
Oh, of course. All girls are evil, you know.
11) What're your plans for this summer?
London, from 26June to 6July. Driving up to Maine with Josh and Eric in order to visit the kids and stopping at the super-sexy games store thats up there at some point.
Babysitting the rest of the time in order to earn money to come visit you, prolly next next summer.
12) Were you expecting me to ask question number one?
Yeah.
13) Do you think I'll ask it as soon as you tell me what it is?
Oh heck yes. Hence the reason I'm giving non-commited answers.
And that is all. Time to go be quite dr0nk some more.
...not that the results are entierly bad. Stil though. NTS: Don't drink anything Kat gives me and won't tell me what it is.
NTS2: Certainly don't drain the thermous if she does.
~Sor
MOOP!