Oh, new question for everyone. This is totally stolen, without permission, from a friend of mine:

You are now in a massively over-the-top action movie. Bad Guys(tm) have swarmed your place of work. They are opposite-your-alignment, they are numerous, and you must defeat them in hand to hand combat! Lives are at stake --the *world* is at stake. Given two minutes lead time to prepare, how do you kick all the ass?

(Yes, this is at least partially to find out where you lot are working these days.)

~Sor
MOOP!