MOOP!

:p

Curse non-boring lectures!

~Sor

001. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
002. I will respond by asking you five questions. About...something!
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
004. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
005. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Get it? Got it? Good.

Interviewed by Kat. (Who cheats)
1) How good are you at tongue twisters? Does it matter what the tongue twister is? Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers? But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did peter piper pick?
...a peck?

Isn't a peck a kiss on the cheek? This confuses me...

I'm ok at them.
2) Toesocks?
Yeah, their fun.
3) What ever happened to my ego boost?
*laughs*
It's in my bluish grey notebook that I got way back when (sixth grade, the year I came up with the idea of random stuff notebooks) and I will post it!

...later.
4) How many marbles can you fit in your mouth at one time?
I've never tried. I'd accidentally swallow them all.
5) How much is the doggy in the window? The one with the waggly tail.
Oh that one? He's free to a good home. Because he has many many fleas, and he will DIE tomorrow. Poor doggy.
6) Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?
The doggy in the window ate him.
7) What's to stop me from giving you fifty billion questions?
My willingness to answer them.
8) You don't think I can think up fifty billion questions, do you?
Oh no, I'm quite confident in your abilities at inventing these questions, you...thinker of theoretical things!
9) You think I'm going to stop at ten, don't you?
*shrugs* It seems the logical answer, but I looked ahead. You don't.
10) You think you're so smart, don't you!
Oh yes, quite. I am devestatingly intelligent.
11) Take that!
Why?
12) Shit, that wasn't a question!
No it wasn't. Tsk, this wasn't fifty billion at all, and you didn't ask the question I was scared you might. Very well then.

~Sor
MOOP!