That is the biggest load of bull I've ever heard. He thinks I'm seriously hoopy. He says you're creepy, what with your stalking ways, and poison filled filing cabinets.
The filing cabinet is a liar. It is not filled with poison, and if you paid attention, you'd know that. Riff does. He pays attention to me.
He puts the phone next to the Phoneescapimatic5000 (a sophisticated recording device that allows the user to slip away from the phone without the person on the other end realising it) when you call, you know.
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on 2006-02-07 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2006-02-07 09:39 pm (UTC)~Sor
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on 2006-02-07 09:42 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2006-02-07 09:44 pm (UTC)~Sor
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on 2006-02-07 09:53 pm (UTC)He puts the phone next to the Phoneescapimatic5000 (a sophisticated recording device that allows the user to slip away from the phone without the person on the other end realising it) when you call, you know.
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on 2006-02-07 10:46 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2006-02-15 10:54 pm (UTC)See, even random cool people like Alex agree that Riff is SO mine!
~Sor
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on 2006-05-02 01:17 am (UTC)no subject
on 2006-08-23 11:49 pm (UTC)~Sor
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on 2006-02-07 11:22 pm (UTC)...
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What? I'm just hoppin' onto the bandwagon.
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on 2006-02-08 01:46 am (UTC)...He says you both scare him sometimes.
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on 2006-02-08 03:53 am (UTC)no subject
on 2006-02-08 04:25 am (UTC)no subject
on 2006-02-08 12:10 pm (UTC)Riff said he's was going to check his notes. //grins//
I know I've pants Arthur (bathrobed him too) and upended a PGGB on Ford's head, but I don't think I've ever done anything to Riff....
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on 2006-02-09 06:23 am (UTC)Every few hours, I toss a beer into his little cage and yell at him to invent something. He's so cuddly!
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on 2006-02-09 07:07 pm (UTC)*invades cage and re-kidnaps Riff*
*hides him in a personal pocket dimension*
*sets guards. Many guards*
~Sor
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on 2006-02-09 10:02 pm (UTC)*sleeps with guards to gain access to their keys* (or was it the other way around?)
*opens poket dimension*
*steals Riff*
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on 2006-02-10 01:08 am (UTC)*hides him where no one would care to look*
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on 2006-02-15 10:55 pm (UTC)*steals him again, and sticks him back in the snowfort*
He says he's getting a bit tierd of always being stolen, and he'll just stick here with me for a few years or so.
~Sor
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on 2006-02-15 11:02 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2006-02-15 11:09 pm (UTC):D
~Sor
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on 2006-02-16 01:16 am (UTC)no subject
on 2006-04-13 12:27 am (UTC)~Sor
(((...*claps hands over mouth.* Lets not go into that one.)))
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on 2006-05-02 01:19 am (UTC)And not go into what one?
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on 2006-08-23 11:50 pm (UTC)~Sor