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areteesea: *waves*
Sor: Well, hey there!
OtherKat: ......bother
OtherKat: Heeeloo!
Sor: Guess what we have!
OtherKat: What?
OtherKat: Uhh... a house?
Sor: Nooooo
Sor: Well, yes, but thats not what you're guessing
OtherKat: You don't?!!
Sor: Shush!
Sor: See above
OtherKat: Uhhhh
OtherKat: Harry Potter.
OtherKat: Dude! That turned into a link!
Sor: Yeeeeah
Sor: Thats weird
OtherKat: Well, do you?
Sor: Yes
Sor: I do have a house
Sor: We also have a whole lot of.....
OtherKat: No, Harry Potter
Sor: SNOW!!!
OtherKat: Ah, of course
Sor: I don't have Harry Potter
OtherKat: I knew that. What, you think I don't read your livejournal?
OtherKat: Shame
OtherKat: Guess what I have!
Sor: What!
Sor: *wanders off to check YOUR LJ
OtherKat:
Sor: Nightmares?
OtherKat: Well, no. I had those
Sor: Ah, I see
Sor: I don't know then
Sor: WHAT!
OtherKat: Riff!
OtherKat: *hides*
Sor: Oh you...
Sor: *shakes fist*
OtherKat: Beats snow, dunnit?
Sor: Methinks it's time to go back on the rotating skedual
Sor: *puts hands on hips crossly*
Sor: Yeah
Sor: Yeah it does
Sor: Lucky for me, Riff LIKES snow
Sor: *kidnaps Riff*
OtherKat: Bah!
OtherKat: *shakes frd*
Sor: *hides Riff in snowfort*
Sor: *arms self with many snowballs*
OtherKat: ...
OtherKat: *drops a giant fork on you*
Sor: *shield!*
Sor: *steals Fork and turns it into a catapult*
Sor: *launches snow at you*
Sor: *LOTS of snow*
OtherKat: Doorbell!
Sor: OooO!
Sor: Is it me?
Sor: *goes about making the snow-fort more secure, while she's got some spare time
OtherKat: *returns*
OtherKat: *is crushed by snow*
Sor: BWAHAHA!
OtherKat: *dies a slow, painful death of suffocation and DAMN IT'S COLD*
Sor: *pulls out of snow*
Sor: It is time for a funeral!
Sor: *decides to put the fun back in funeral*
Sor: Get on GAIM
OtherKat: *wishes she could attend*
Sor: Me and Jarne will have a funeral
OtherKat: I am on gaim!
Sor: A VIKING funeral!
Sor: Oh, well
Sor: I don't pay attention


(16:07:44) Jarne: Poor Kat
(16:07:46) Jarne: Killed by snow.
(16:07:49) Jarne: We shall remember her!
(16:07:54) Jarne: .
(16:08:21) Kat: Hold on, hold on
(16:08:26) Kat: Let her at least show up
(16:08:28) Jarne: Ok. Ok.
(16:08:40) ColinMk2 entered the room.
(16:08:45) OKat: *dead*
(16:09:08) Kat: W00t!
(16:09:10) Kat: Alright
(16:09:25) Kat: We are gathered here today to say our last farewells to OtherKat
(16:09:29) Kat: As well as set things on fire
(16:09:31) Jarne: *sniff*
(16:09:34) Jarne: Ooh!
(16:09:39) Kat: And quite possibly ressurect things
(16:09:46) Kat: Because thats the nice thing to do
(16:09:48) OKat: Pish
(16:09:51) Kat: But first...Kat
(16:10:00) Kat: (Shut up, you're dead)
(16:10:07) Kat: She was a good person, and a good clone
(16:10:19) Kat: Even if she seemed to mistakenly think that Riff was hers
(16:10:21) ***OKat refrains from laughing
(16:10:26) Jarne: Riff was mine...
(16:10:39) Kat: *wacks Jarne with the prayer book*
(16:10:43) Kat: No
(16:10:53) Jarne: Oww!
(16:10:55) Jarne: Fine...
(16:10:56) Kat: It was in fact, this foolish chasing of my property that led to her demise
(16:10:56) Jarne: sheesh.
(16:11:03) Jarne: *gulp*
(16:11:19) Kat: She tried to invade the SnowFort that I had secreted dear Riff in
(16:11:27) OKat: Did not!
(16:11:31) Kat: And was hit with a large amount of snow
(16:11:33) OKat: Err, I mean
(16:11:36) OKat: ....
(16:11:36) Kat: You dropped a Fork on it
(16:11:39) OKat: Yes
(16:11:40) Kat: Thats close enough
(16:11:43) OKat: Not the same thing
(16:12:03) Kat: Shut upo!
(16:12:05) Kat: *up
(16:12:08) Kat: You're DEAD!
(16:12:18) Jarne: Indeed she is
(16:12:20) Jarne: How sad.
(16:12:22) OKat: That's never stopped me before!
(16:12:29) Jarne: Heehee... her dead toe wiggled!
(16:12:30) Kat: Anyways, as her death was a horrible suffocating cold one, and because fire is cool....WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!
(16:12:31) Jarne: Wiggle death!
(16:12:37) Kat: Or do I have to get the duct-tape?
(16:12:37) Jarne: *snicker*
(16:12:40) OKat: Can we speed this up, I'm supposed to go shopping
(16:12:50) Kat: This is the worst funeral ever
(16:12:59) OKat: I disagree!
(16:13:03) Kat: *duct-tapes Kat's mouth shut*
(16:13:06) Kat: Alright
(16:13:08) Kat: Where was I
(16:13:09) OKat: Mmf!
(16:13:23) Kat: Anyway, since her death was cold and miserable, I've decided to set her on fire
(16:13:30) Kat: Because fire is awesome
(16:13:38) Jarne: YA!
(16:13:40) Jarne: BURN!
(16:13:42) Kat: So, uhhh...Anything you'd like to say Jarne?
(16:13:44) Jarne: *lights match*
(16:13:48) Jarne: *gets gas*
(16:13:50) Jarne: What?
(16:13:53) Jarne: *throws gas on Kat*
(16:13:58) Jarne: *tosses match*
(16:14:02) Jarne: *FWOOSH!*
(16:14:03) Jarne: Oh, right.
(16:14:09) Kat: Woo!
(16:14:18) Kat: *puts fire-mass on boat*
(16:14:20) Kat: *pushes out*
(16:14:32) Jarne: Um... Kat was cool
(16:14:36) Jarne: But she's on fire now, so WOAH
(16:14:37) Jarne: Burn!
(16:14:41) Kat: *boat falls over, and the fire goes out*
(16:14:43) Jarne: Are there any snacks?
(16:14:45) Kat: GOD-DAMNIT!
(16:14:49) Jarne: *munches on skittles*
(16:14:54) Kat: Yeah over there
(16:14:59) Kat: S&M's are better...
(16:15:11) Kat: *fetches Kat from ocean using Sorcy powers
(16:15:14) Kat: *
(16:15:24) Kat: You're too much a pill
(16:15:30) OKat: ((Sor likes sadomasochism))
(16:15:33) Kat: 'seasier when you're NOT FREAKING DEAD
(16:15:42) Kat: No, Sor likes Skittles and M&M's
(16:15:48) Kat: *ressurects Kat*
(16:16:03) OKat: Bah
(16:16:15) Jarne: She does?
(16:16:19) OKat: Now that this is over with, I'm afraid I must go. But first...
(16:16:30) Jarne: Sor, S&M?
(16:16:40) Kat: Ooo, thanks
(16:16:55) Kat: *takes S&M's, and gives the M&M's to Gabe*
(16:16:57) Jarne: No, I meant the sex kind
(16:17:02) Kat: Ah
(16:17:10) Kat: Sorry, not my thing
(16:17:11) Jarne: I only have S's.
(16:17:13) Jarne: Skittles!
(16:17:17) Kat: Hyde's all about it though
(16:17:18) Jarne: Skittle S&M
(16:17:20) Jarne: Oh?
(16:18:02) Kat: Yeah
(16:18:17) Kat: Only problem is he generally kills the people once he's done with them
(16:18:20) Kat: Uh, Kat?
(16:18:25) Kat: Weren't you going to say something?
(16:18:31) OKat: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnot yet
(16:18:34) OKat: Allllllllmost
(16:18:38) OKat: There
(16:18:39) OKat: done
(16:18:40) Jarne: Ok?
(16:18:48) OKat: Muaha
(16:18:50) Jarne: What?
(16:18:55) Kat: ....
(16:18:58) Kat: What?!
(16:19:11) Jarne: Huh?
(16:19:21) OKat: Righto, I'm off
(16:19:22) Kat: *looks a bit nervous*
(16:19:26) OKat: See you cats and kittens laters
(16:19:30) Kat: Uhhhhh...
(16:19:32) Jarne: Bye!

And yeah.

What a great day this is.

~Sor
MOOP!

on 2006-02-12 11:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Hehehe.

If I seemed a bit distracted during our earlier conversation, this is why.

~Sor

on 2006-03-15 03:02 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
A month later and it's still funny.

on 2006-04-13 01:54 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Of course it is.

Did I tell you I put this one in my commonplace book?

~Sor

on 2006-05-04 09:29 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
You did not!

Tell me, I mean. I'm not doubting your actions.

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