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In the recent past, I have heard some exceptionally funny good quotes. Since I'm bad at keeping a quote of the day, heres a bunch of them at once:

"She doesn't look like a cat! She looks like a fetish woman in a bondage suit!!" (My friend MadamLuna on Catwoman in the new movie coming out)

"I wanted to be a marine until I relized I'd have to kill people. And I don't like killing people." (This kid John in my Math class.)

"I am gay. G-A-Y. Like, gay as in happy, only not happy, homosexual." (My friend Leah (quite the little flamer) explaining to another friend that, belive it or not, she was a lesbian.)

"If I were a gay guy, I'd so do you!" (My friend Aly (spelled wrong probably) to Jonny on a day that he looked sexier then normal.)

"It looks evil, like it's going to lick me." (Emily about a peanut butter and pickle sandwich I had made, which had a bit of pickle sticking out like a tongue...and we all agreed that it tasted pretty good)

"You know what I've learned about boys? Many of them are quite nice to look at, just don't talk to them." (Anne in a very long and odd conversation we had today in gym. *makes a mental note to get the rules for guys about girls up here at some point*)

And on a similar note to that last one, there are also guys who may not be as hot to look at, but you slowly go insane when you DON'T get to talk to them. Luckily for me, most of the guys I know are hot and fun to chat with.

Does that make me petty? Or are they not *really* hot and it's just that I know them so well that their personality completely overwhelms anything else they've got. Leah brought this up to me once, when she heard that I had called her sexy. She is a very beautiful person, but what makes her sexy is how hyperactive and FUN! she is to be around.

And of course, the quirkiest one of all, sexy, sexy Jonny, is a little flamer. *sigh*

~Sorceress/Kat

MOOP!

Original Tags quotes, luna, cloneconvo-fin, food, leahwolf, sexuality

on 2004-06-14 07:06 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] saberwing.livejournal.com
"Or are they not *really* hot and it's just that I know them so well that their personality completely overwhelms anything else they've got."

many times; its a little bit of both

on 2005-06-11 07:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
A peanut butter and pickle sandwich?

As opposed to a jelly bean and pickle sandwich?
Or a twinkie wiener sandwich?

I'll have to try that. Like, right now.

on 2005-06-11 09:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Mmm, THEY'RE so good.

(see, I remembered. :p)

~Sor

on 2005-06-11 09:14 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Very good! What to teach you next?

on 2005-06-11 09:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
I dunno. How to make tasty sandwiches?

~Sor

on 2005-06-12 09:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Well, if you DO know that, you could teach me!!

~Sor

on 2005-06-12 12:40 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Here is what you are to be doing:
Take two slices of the bread. Separate them, for they have been naughty.
Put for the jelly upon one slice of the naughty bread. For it is to be weighted down for to be not running away.
Put for the peanut butter upon the other slice of the naughty bread for the same of reasons stated above.
Put for the two slices together for to make many baby sandwiches in your stomach.
Eat.

I make my head hurt like math!

on 2005-06-13 05:21 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
The grammar! Or rather, the lack thereof! It's SO WEIRD!!

~Sor

on 2005-06-18 03:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
I love it. Dearly.

Where'd you find it?

~Sor

on 2005-06-18 07:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
The sandwich thing? I made it up on the spot!

on 2005-06-20 01:10 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Excellent. I thorgholy approve of you making up awesome stuff!

~Sor

on 2005-06-20 01:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
So do I. Plus, making up awesome stuff is fun. And it makes me feel fuzzy inside.

No, I did not eat Rug-Rat. Why?

on 2005-06-20 02:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Well, THATS good anyway...

~Sor

on 2005-06-22 04:53 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Yep. Rug-rat is cute, and not for eating.

~Sor

on 2005-06-22 07:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Well, most of the time anyways.

on 2005-07-05 06:04 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
What do you mean most of the time? I am thinking that rug-rat is NEVER for to be eated.

~Sor

on 2005-07-05 06:27 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Oh, but imagine how good he'd taste with the right seasonings!

I kind of meant that he was cute most of the time.

on 2005-08-18 10:11 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
...I knew that.

And anything tastes good with the right seasonings.

~Sor

on 2005-08-18 10:36 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Up to and including shoes.

on 2005-08-20 04:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Including THE Shoe?

~Sor

on 2005-08-20 04:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
You mustn't eat THE Shoe!

on 2005-08-21 08:45 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, I KNEW that, but would it taste good if you had the proper seasonings?

~Sor

on 2005-08-22 07:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Ah, and see, thats all I was trying to find out!

Now, of course I wouldn't eat The...Sh...

Does The Shoe want to make friends with The Solar Death Ray? *Zaphgrin*

~Sor

on 2005-08-23 07:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Absolutely not. The SHOE! needs to last a while, in order to save people from Vogons.

on 2005-10-19 06:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
The SHOE! saves people from Vogons? Well, ok, I guess thats pretty good...

~Sor

on 2005-10-21 08:25 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Well, a person. A very important person. To certain people. Including, but certainly not limited to, himself.

on 2005-12-08 12:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Who does THE SHOE save? I MUST KNOW!!!

~Sor

on 2005-12-08 02:03 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!

NEVER!

on 2006-01-08 09:49 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

~Sor

on 2006-01-09 02:44 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
You know, I thought you were one of the people who knew.

on 2006-04-12 10:51 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Well, obviously I don't.

~Sor

on 2006-04-25 06:53 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
The person involved wants me to make you suffer a while longer before I tell you.

What's your opinion on the matter?

on 2006-08-23 10:45 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
I think you should accept that I am suffering enough, and you should take pity on me and just tell me.

~Sor

on 2005-10-21 01:21 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
My mother and I both agree that you sound like 'Ducky' from Land Before Time, here.

Yupyupyup.

on 2005-12-08 12:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Honey, it took until I started babysitting to ever see ANY land before time.

I've seen the first one. It was...decent.

~Sor

on 2005-12-08 02:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
The first one's the only one worth watching.

on 2006-01-08 09:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
I'm sure of that.

~Sor

on 2006-04-12 10:51 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
How many have you seen?

~Sor

on 2006-04-25 06:53 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Um... up to... eight? I think.

Most of them I was forced to watch. I think I only own up to four. Maybe five.

on 2006-08-23 10:45 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
That's a lot of them to own. And to watch.

Neener. :D

~Sor

on 2005-06-24 07:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] drama-angel3189.livejournal.com
They are kinda good in a wierd twisted sort of way.

~V~

on 2005-08-18 10:14 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Yesh, they totally are.

I loves them!

~Sor

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