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[personal profile] sorcyress
No one ever comments in my journal! Therefore, I'm going to delete it, and commit suicide. Possibly involving a fish, although I might use my Ravonous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal.

After I'm done with that, I might go somewhere. Cool!

I've recently had a major life change! Thats right -I've morphed into an androgynous three eyed hooloovoo, with an extra arm shaped like a fork. And I'm getting divoriced from my friend Shirly. She's such a bitch.

But there are many cool people who aren't bitches. [livejournal.com profile] thorog's not a bitch for instance. He's smart. Same with [livejournal.com profile] naraht. And [livejournal.com profile] muzikmaker21 is of course just awesome. I got to see her this weekend. I also saw [livejournal.com profile] werewulf. And [livejournal.com profile] artemisfowl2nd. And [livejournal.com profile] astereth, and [livejournal.com profile] jarne, and [livejournal.com profile] macaroniandtuna and [livejournal.com profile] drama_angel3189! It was all very exciting. Those are all cool people.

I am wearing very little! I won't post pics though, because I'm 'embaressed'

I saw this article about abortion in the paper. It was all about Montana's abortion laws. I think Montana's boring, except for Montana Jones. He's cute. Those are my opinions!

And I think thats all.

~Sor
MOOP!

(((To all the people giving me VERY strange looks at this point, I'm merely playing with the idea of the Naraht-ian laws of getting comments. BWAHAHAH!

And actually, if my expiriments succeed, NO ONE will comment on this post. )))

on 2006-01-16 09:53 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Lies! You didn't see me!

on 2006-01-16 10:42 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ednoria.livejournal.com
Hey! You saw me and didn't mention me! Now I'm going to commit suicide first and then I'll haunt you forever and ever and ever. You'll be sorry. Now you'll never see those great pics of my mom's half-naked yogurt-wrestling adventures with an oversized trout.

on 2006-01-16 11:56 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

If you commit suicide, that would be bad! And no fair denying me the half-naked yogurt-wrestling adventures! You know how hard I've tried to see those!!

~Sor

on 2006-01-16 10:56 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jarne.livejournal.com
Get a Livejournal, you whiny emo bastid!

on 2006-01-16 11:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
no!!!!!!!1!!!111!!!! i have a myspace like all the cool kids lol!!!!!!!!!! hay do u have a myspace???? u should like totally get 1 lol!!!!!!

And typing like that hurts my brain. And my natural inclination to, oh, you know...CAPITILIZE THINGS!

I'm a failure.

~Sor

on 2006-01-25 06:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
*whacks you with shinai of anti-leet AND the toilet-paper roll of anti-AOL*

on 2006-04-13 12:51 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Of course I have! I'm your clone!!

~Sor

on 2006-08-23 11:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
It's because you're a good teacher or something. After all, you taught me how to make a sammich.

Did I ever tell you that I brought that into my AdComp class once?

~Sor

on 2006-08-27 01:38 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
You did not!

on 2006-01-16 11:20 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ferretlet.livejournal.com
*pops in*

*poings around a bit*

*comments*

ha! now you can't say i didn't comment.

on 2006-01-16 11:36 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] saberwing.livejournal.com
and commit suicide. Possibly involving a fish,

hey!

...and...
commenting on Kat's LJ!!
commenting on Kat's LJ!!

~Fish

on 2006-01-17 12:03 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
A fish does NOT equal Fish.

Gottit?

~Sor

on 2006-01-17 09:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Heh. Right, right.

~Sor

on 2006-01-16 11:37 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] macaroniandtuna.livejournal.com
Jeez, you get only about 50 comments on each post. What more do you need?

That is not a Ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal.

Montana is actually a cool place. There's not much to actually "do," instead you walk around (or drive, whatever) and take in the scenery. It's very relaxing. Now, the people there are probably pretty boring, yes. But the place is cool.

on 2006-01-16 11:40 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Hey! Hey, now half those comments on any given post are her fault! *points at first comment posted*

Yeah.

And what more do I need? World domination, and all sorts of lovely bishies serving my every whim.

Speaking of which, you should become a concubine. *fg*

What about the RB-BBoT?

And I'm sure Montana's lovely. I was just trying to follow the formula.

~Sor

on 2006-01-16 11:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
You've already dominated a world!

on 2006-01-16 11:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Doesn't count if you created the world.

~Sor

on 2006-01-17 01:31 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] macaroniandtuna.livejournal.com
It's The Black Beast of Aaaarrrrghhh....

Wasn't I already made a concubine or something?

on 2006-01-17 11:47 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Quite plausible.

I'll go check, and it not, I'll get back to you on that one.

~Sor

on 2006-01-18 04:42 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] astaereth.livejournal.com
I would like to apply for the lovely bishy position, please!

Also: It's Idaho Jones. You can remember because his rockin' fedora is the color of potatoes.

Also also: Who's this "astereth" fellow? I've been misspelled and marginalized! *dramatic weeping*

on 2006-01-16 11:48 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] quadrophenic86.livejournal.com
Am I a bitch? So sorry.

on 2006-01-16 11:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
What? Most certainly not! Just because I didn't put you on the list doesn't mean you're a bitch. I was just listing names too fast and...forgot. *looks guilty*

I'm sowwy

~Sor

on 2006-01-16 11:48 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] thorog.livejournal.com
I'm completely innocent, I swear.

on 2006-01-16 11:53 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Whose definition of innocent?

~Sor

(((Who's? Whose? Whosawhatzithingy?)))

on 2006-08-27 01:40 pm (UTC)

on 2006-08-23 11:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
No. No you really aren't. ;D

~Sor

on 2006-01-17 12:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fearthemullet.livejournal.com
Yeah, so just because I don't comment doesn't mean I don't read. I just never feel I have anything relevant to say.

Unless you don't mind completely random comments in your LJ.

on 2006-01-17 12:07 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
*shrugs* I don't mind random comments OR lack of comments.

Really, this post is more of a satire then anything else...

~Sor

on 2006-01-17 03:26 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] boredmder.livejournal.com
'I am wearing very little!'

eh? :-)

'I won't post pics though'

eh. :-(

on 2006-01-17 02:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mcgig.livejournal.com
I'm only posting a comment to contribute the ruining of this experiment. I've read the post, not the other comments.

on 2006-01-18 04:32 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] soprano1.livejournal.com
hee-hee-hee I chuckle at the "how to get more posts" instructions. :) I figure I'd get more comments if I had more friends, but it doesn't bother me overmuch.

on 2006-01-18 07:36 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] scooterbird.livejournal.com
We need more comments, and if you get bishies and world domination, then I get collared slavegirls, and domination of just part of the world. Montana would indeed work. Or Australia.

on 2006-08-23 11:36 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
You may have Aussie-land, but I have permenent dibs on New Zealand.

~Sor

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