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sorcyressYes, yes, I know I promised Saturday. I got distracted.
But for all my lovely perverts out there, have some delicious porn!
((As always, entries are sorted and posted randomly. Occasional editor's notes will be posted in italics))
With excruciating self-control, he wouldn't put it in. Yet. When she came, he finally did, her orgasm triggering his. With just a single thrust, her first time was perfect.
***
Brilliant feathers,
Flashing sequins,
A bunch of gaily outfitted men marching in the January cold.
Banjos strumming,
Umbrellas bouncing,
Golden slippers.
Mummer sex is best.
***
He leaned back, relaxed, cum drying sticky on his cock, her lips. "Sure you've never given a blow-job before?" She smiled in response, "I read a lot of porn."
***
The distracted should NOT write porn --"Oo, ah, yes, baby, please, yes, baby -did I remember to buy eggs- damn, where were we?"
***
Danielle squeaked in surprise as a rough hand grabbed her ass. She
thought to herself "Only the second grab this ride? I need a shorter,
tighter skirt. I’m barely wet"
***
Candles shimmered through a haze of hot oil and pain. She gasped aloud as the flogger kisses her bared arse, falling to the floor but raising it upwards still. "More?"
***
Thirty inches of snow didn't really seem like a lot, rather unlike six inches of cock. One was oh so hot, the other was bracingly cold. Together, they were awesome.
***
She loved his new toy, a vibrator that made two of his fingers buzz alternately. Tweaking her clit between these fingers was a joyride like unto no other.
***
Would you do me the gentlemanly kindness of a reach-around whilst thou plow mine ass with thy throbbing, veined member, though it pleasures me so, I want more!
***
They faced each other tip to tip, awkward and shy. Slowly, they nuzzled heads together and the dance began with the finale coming soon after in waves of chocolate ecstasy.
***
Dear Diary,
Celia and I wanted to roleplay a mindcontrol game. I kept
making my saving throws on her spells. Eventually we just pretended.
Stupid natural 20s.
- Roy Greenhilt
***
Eyes pleading, lips quivering, knees aching, staring up into her eyes, he begged to feel the lash. Reveling in his need, her reply came measured, clipped, and cold: "No".
***
I am having complete and utter writer's block. Sorry. This is not a porn. Do not post it as such.
((Reports that the editor is a bit of a smartass are completely unfounded.))
***
"So much can be communicated with one line," he said, impishly doodling stick figures on her bare breast, his insistent cock poking her knee. "I'm fucking Randall Munroe, you see!"
***
With 30,000,000 newtons of thrust, as the world's biggest vibrator reached max-Q, so did she. "Goodbye, lover", she whispered to the spent booster. Millions shared her orgasm via telemetry.
***
Marianne put her hand on his throbbing organ, guiding it into Heather's ready quim, as Jack straddled Angelo and made ready for Gail's imminent release, oblivious to their number's rarity.
***
He drove her to one more orgasm
This last one, it caused quite a spasm
Their vibrator was broke
What an unlucky bloke
Good Vibes for replacements, they has em
***
It's like a creative writing assignment that doesn't suck!
You aren't even punished if you say "fuck!"
Slang is okay, frottage too,
just don't assume I'll do it with you.
***
"Count." he said sternly, as the smacks rang out on her ass. She gasped in pain, cried in pleasure as each left a perfect pink mark, a reminder.
Whimpering. "Thirty."
***
Of the variety that I adore,
the best's eating pussy galore.
One time, om nom nom nom…
Found that she was my mom,
It felt like I'd been there before.
((...um, so, remember how I mentioned "motherfucking limericks" and kinda challenged someone to take that literally? Yeah. _yeah_
This turned out way too good for me to apologize.
***
"Your hair," he said, "is like people. Fragile, alone, but in bunches, strong in freedom or tyranny. Length grants freedom in how you style it.
"Try to escape."
She struggled.
***
morning filters in
through blinds closed askew (in haste)
onto rumpled sheets.
Sleeping forms, bare and entwined,
dream still of the night before.
***
"The advantage, you see, to less than 31 word porn", she said, "is that you can keep it all in your head while orgasming." "Unless," she added, "it's a good…
***
"Keep a close count," he said. "There will be a quiz."
Smack.
Arched back. Squirming. Bright red ass.
So wet.
Smack.
Oh shit, she thought. Was that thirty or thirty-one?
***
His anterior horn
Was not a thorn
In her side,
But in her twat.
She was forlorn,
Since she'd been born,
Her twat deformed,
But the horn was hot!
***
"So that's why unicorns desire virgins--oh...." She moaned the last word as the horn slid smoothly into her, warm and hard and spiraled and oh so good.
***
Orgasms had lasted an hour
He'd given a taste of his power
A TENS had the lad
Disconnecting was sad
She desired a smoke and a shower
***
The lights came up, the cameras rolled, the action...sometimes all you need to make a movie is just to have a bit of fun.
***
His gelid stare induced unladylike comportment,
her abstruse thoughts perambulated,
as his insouciant manner obviated her funicular décolletage,
protuberances clandestinity inefficacious.
Protractedly,
he manipulated her bellicosity into quotidian amative profligacy.
***
A half a dozen microvolts
applied to your lateral geniculate nucleus,
will precipitate a shuddering orgasm,
every time,
inorgasmic or not,
just in case you forget
I love you.
***
Roaring, she unbent, her task completed; her avid partner, sheathed in sweat, spent, supine, happy tremors undulating golden skin. No machination could divine the gender of her unexpected, flabbergasting partner.
***
She pulled at the rope, and he fell to the floor as it loosened. After a few moments to recover, he began to coil it. "My turn," he grinned.
***
Его пол был внутри нее,
вынуждая ей удовольствие. Она жаждала
иметь его внутри себя, проникающего
нее, заполнив ее.
Она сжала его с собой
полу, сосать его соки в нее.
I got a Russian speaker to translate, apparently it is something along the lines of "His sex was inside her, inducing her pleasure. She thirsted to have him inside, penetrating her, filling her. She gripped him with her sex, sucking his juices into herself."
***
Ass and boobs enchant me so,
Confound it all, I love it though!
Tweak my nipple,
would you dear?
Lovely silly winsome lass,
shall I shove it up your ass?
***
Hours cumming had left her quite vexed
She'd ne'er been so thoroughly sexed
He unhooked his unit
His TENS, he must tune it
Then surveying the club he yelled "Next!"
***
"Her nipples are so unlike mine," thought Judy, relishing the second time she'd had a woman. "Won't she get a surprise, when she pulls off my panties!", she reflected serenely.
***
With hot breath on her nape and her legs splayed lewdly by tight rope, she was on the edge of bliss when he stopped. Again.
She groaned, frustrated.
He smiled.
***
And every year I get a couple entries who somehow missed that the whole point is that the porn contains, at most, thirty words. Here they are anyways:
It was twenty years ago today,
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play,
But you and I make hay
All the live-long day,
doo dah, doo dah.
Camptown races, Jimmy crack corn!
***
The sliderule had been an odd quirk, the electricity pleasantly kinky. The microscope, however, was strange, and the X-rays, more so. But when he said "let's do it with our glasses on", she ran.
You people are pretty much my favourite people ever, just so you know. Enjoy!
Blah blah, this entry not safe for work or children, blah blah.
~Sor
MOOP!
But for all my lovely perverts out there, have some delicious porn!
((As always, entries are sorted and posted randomly. Occasional editor's notes will be posted in italics))
With excruciating self-control, he wouldn't put it in. Yet. When she came, he finally did, her orgasm triggering his. With just a single thrust, her first time was perfect.
***
Brilliant feathers,
Flashing sequins,
A bunch of gaily outfitted men marching in the January cold.
Banjos strumming,
Umbrellas bouncing,
Golden slippers.
Mummer sex is best.
***
He leaned back, relaxed, cum drying sticky on his cock, her lips. "Sure you've never given a blow-job before?" She smiled in response, "I read a lot of porn."
***
The distracted should NOT write porn --"Oo, ah, yes, baby, please, yes, baby -did I remember to buy eggs- damn, where were we?"
***
Danielle squeaked in surprise as a rough hand grabbed her ass. She
thought to herself "Only the second grab this ride? I need a shorter,
tighter skirt. I’m barely wet"
***
Candles shimmered through a haze of hot oil and pain. She gasped aloud as the flogger kisses her bared arse, falling to the floor but raising it upwards still. "More?"
***
Thirty inches of snow didn't really seem like a lot, rather unlike six inches of cock. One was oh so hot, the other was bracingly cold. Together, they were awesome.
***
She loved his new toy, a vibrator that made two of his fingers buzz alternately. Tweaking her clit between these fingers was a joyride like unto no other.
***
Would you do me the gentlemanly kindness of a reach-around whilst thou plow mine ass with thy throbbing, veined member, though it pleasures me so, I want more!
***
They faced each other tip to tip, awkward and shy. Slowly, they nuzzled heads together and the dance began with the finale coming soon after in waves of chocolate ecstasy.
***
Dear Diary,
Celia and I wanted to roleplay a mindcontrol game. I kept
making my saving throws on her spells. Eventually we just pretended.
Stupid natural 20s.
- Roy Greenhilt
***
Eyes pleading, lips quivering, knees aching, staring up into her eyes, he begged to feel the lash. Reveling in his need, her reply came measured, clipped, and cold: "No".
***
I am having complete and utter writer's block. Sorry. This is not a porn. Do not post it as such.
((Reports that the editor is a bit of a smartass are completely unfounded.))
***
"So much can be communicated with one line," he said, impishly doodling stick figures on her bare breast, his insistent cock poking her knee. "I'm fucking Randall Munroe, you see!"
***
With 30,000,000 newtons of thrust, as the world's biggest vibrator reached max-Q, so did she. "Goodbye, lover", she whispered to the spent booster. Millions shared her orgasm via telemetry.
***
Marianne put her hand on his throbbing organ, guiding it into Heather's ready quim, as Jack straddled Angelo and made ready for Gail's imminent release, oblivious to their number's rarity.
***
He drove her to one more orgasm
This last one, it caused quite a spasm
Their vibrator was broke
What an unlucky bloke
Good Vibes for replacements, they has em
***
It's like a creative writing assignment that doesn't suck!
You aren't even punished if you say "fuck!"
Slang is okay, frottage too,
just don't assume I'll do it with you.
***
"Count." he said sternly, as the smacks rang out on her ass. She gasped in pain, cried in pleasure as each left a perfect pink mark, a reminder.
Whimpering. "Thirty."
***
Of the variety that I adore,
the best's eating pussy galore.
One time, om nom nom nom…
Found that she was my mom,
It felt like I'd been there before.
((...um, so, remember how I mentioned "motherfucking limericks" and kinda challenged someone to take that literally? Yeah. _yeah_
This turned out way too good for me to apologize.
***
"Your hair," he said, "is like people. Fragile, alone, but in bunches, strong in freedom or tyranny. Length grants freedom in how you style it.
"Try to escape."
She struggled.
***
morning filters in
through blinds closed askew (in haste)
onto rumpled sheets.
Sleeping forms, bare and entwined,
dream still of the night before.
***
"The advantage, you see, to less than 31 word porn", she said, "is that you can keep it all in your head while orgasming." "Unless," she added, "it's a good…
***
"Keep a close count," he said. "There will be a quiz."
Smack.
Arched back. Squirming. Bright red ass.
So wet.
Smack.
Oh shit, she thought. Was that thirty or thirty-one?
***
His anterior horn
Was not a thorn
In her side,
But in her twat.
She was forlorn,
Since she'd been born,
Her twat deformed,
But the horn was hot!
***
"So that's why unicorns desire virgins--oh...." She moaned the last word as the horn slid smoothly into her, warm and hard and spiraled and oh so good.
***
Orgasms had lasted an hour
He'd given a taste of his power
A TENS had the lad
Disconnecting was sad
She desired a smoke and a shower
***
The lights came up, the cameras rolled, the action...sometimes all you need to make a movie is just to have a bit of fun.
***
His gelid stare induced unladylike comportment,
her abstruse thoughts perambulated,
as his insouciant manner obviated her funicular décolletage,
protuberances clandestinity inefficacious.
Protractedly,
he manipulated her bellicosity into quotidian amative profligacy.
***
A half a dozen microvolts
applied to your lateral geniculate nucleus,
will precipitate a shuddering orgasm,
every time,
inorgasmic or not,
just in case you forget
I love you.
***
Roaring, she unbent, her task completed; her avid partner, sheathed in sweat, spent, supine, happy tremors undulating golden skin. No machination could divine the gender of her unexpected, flabbergasting partner.
***
She pulled at the rope, and he fell to the floor as it loosened. After a few moments to recover, he began to coil it. "My turn," he grinned.
***
Его пол был внутри нее,
вынуждая ей удовольствие. Она жаждала
иметь его внутри себя, проникающего
нее, заполнив ее.
Она сжала его с собой
полу, сосать его соки в нее.
I got a Russian speaker to translate, apparently it is something along the lines of "His sex was inside her, inducing her pleasure. She thirsted to have him inside, penetrating her, filling her. She gripped him with her sex, sucking his juices into herself."
***
Ass and boobs enchant me so,
Confound it all, I love it though!
Tweak my nipple,
would you dear?
Lovely silly winsome lass,
shall I shove it up your ass?
***
Hours cumming had left her quite vexed
She'd ne'er been so thoroughly sexed
He unhooked his unit
His TENS, he must tune it
Then surveying the club he yelled "Next!"
***
"Her nipples are so unlike mine," thought Judy, relishing the second time she'd had a woman. "Won't she get a surprise, when she pulls off my panties!", she reflected serenely.
***
With hot breath on her nape and her legs splayed lewdly by tight rope, she was on the edge of bliss when he stopped. Again.
She groaned, frustrated.
He smiled.
***
And every year I get a couple entries who somehow missed that the whole point is that the porn contains, at most, thirty words. Here they are anyways:
It was twenty years ago today,
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play,
But you and I make hay
All the live-long day,
doo dah, doo dah.
Camptown races, Jimmy crack corn!
***
The sliderule had been an odd quirk, the electricity pleasantly kinky. The microscope, however, was strange, and the X-rays, more so. But when he said "let's do it with our glasses on", she ran.
You people are pretty much my favourite people ever, just so you know. Enjoy!
Blah blah, this entry not safe for work or children, blah blah.
~Sor
MOOP!
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on 2010-02-22 05:35 pm (UTC)russian is a delightful surprise.
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on 2010-02-23 06:23 pm (UTC)And yeah, the OotS fanfic is just *lovely!*
~Sor
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on 2010-02-22 08:37 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-02-23 06:23 pm (UTC)~Sor
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on 2010-02-23 12:39 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-02-23 06:22 pm (UTC)~Sor
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on 2010-02-23 06:13 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-02-23 06:21 pm (UTC)((Hmmm.... minor bibliophilia, domination/submission, mindcontrol, electroplay, taking virginity, dubcon public groping, S&M, vibrators, orgies, spanking, incest, bondage, (_hair_bondage zohmgod), unicorns, cameras, ambiguously gendered pairings, anal, lesbians, science...
...what are we missing? I demand moar!))
~Sor
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on 2010-02-23 08:05 pm (UTC)Thank you. :)
I'd guess that there just weren't enough vanillafolks into writing porn to compete properly. (that said, there are some nanopr0ns up there that belie the assumption that it's harder to write vanilla nano than kinky)
Hmm. I can think of a few kinks we're missing. Ok, I can think of a lot of kinks we're missing, but at least a few I might be interested in writing. :)
Oh, kinks you're missing in your list (but that are present in the nanofic) include, but aren't necessarily limited to hot/cold play, denial, oral, exhibitionism, switchyness, and transexuality.
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on 2010-02-24 03:25 am (UTC)(oooooo, it's like a secret porn that no one else will see unless they read the comments!)
Also, I've gotten plenty of vanilla submissions in the past, and some very good entries that aren't particularly kinky. So I suppose this was just the year of the kink or somesuch.
~Sor
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on 2010-02-24 08:30 pm (UTC)That said...
Ok, it's still femsub, but at least the dom gender is unspecified. :)
Hmm.
edit: Oddly, I hadn't intended for the second one to -also- have a gender-unspecific dom. I just didn't have space to include it. But hey.
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on 2010-02-24 02:32 am (UTC)(Incidentally, the use of the word vanilla in this context is slightly annoying. Vanilla has a very strong taste. It is only that we use it in very small quantities that causes it to be in some way normal.)
no subject
on 2010-02-24 03:23 am (UTC)Vanilla can be a very bothersome word, especially because it can (in certain kink populations) be considered a complete slur. See this lovely post or really, any common sense --if you're so worried about people getting the judge on for your sexual preferences, why the *HELL* would you get the judge on for theirs?
~Sor
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on 2010-02-24 04:41 am (UTC)Re:vanilla: it shouldn't be surprising that the term is used negatively. Almost inevitably any group has members who feel a need to define their identity in part by denigrating or disparaging the other.
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on 2010-02-24 12:47 am (UTC)No, wait. Submissions. I meant submissions.
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on 2010-02-24 03:26 am (UTC)It is, actually. I feel there's more of a showing from the folk who think submission is hot than the folk who think the same of domination.
Also, only 39, iirc.
~Sor
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on 2010-02-24 10:44 pm (UTC)I'll note that of my 3, only the officially submitted one is as much about the dom as the sub -- but I tend to bend much more dom than sub. Do doms tend to find submission sexy and vice versa? I'd assume yes, except that when -I- switch in fantasy, I'm still focusing on the submission. (in practice, of course, it's different).